AOL outages and service status in Pembroke Pines, Florida

Problems in the last 24 hours in Pembroke Pines, Florida

The chart below shows the number of AOL reports we have received in the last 24 hours from users in Pembroke Pines, Florida and surrounding areas. An outage is declared when the number of reports exceeds the baseline, represented by the red line.

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AOL Issues Reports Near Pembroke Pines, Florida

Latest outage, problems and issue reports in Pembroke Pines and nearby locations:

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  LaVonne Idlette, OLY (@idlette) reported 8 minutes ago from Miramar, Florida

  Fun Fact I was Lalahurdles2 since 1999… dial up aol, you got mail and use chat rooms 14/f/va long I just can’t remember that login for twitter so I adopted this name in 2012 but it’s Lalahurdles2 everywhere else

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  J STAY PAID (@JSTAYPAID79) reported 10 minutes ago from Hollywood Beach Gardens, Florida

  When MySpace was popping I never thought it would come to an end but then again I thought the same of AOL chat rooms, Mi Gente, Blackplanet…Friendster was wack though

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  ✨Debbie Lemmy Copafeel✨ (@itsdebbae) reported 18 minutes ago from Cooper City, Florida

  IG got AOL away messages now!? Wtf

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  J STAY PAID (@JSTAYPAID79) reported 19 minutes ago from Hollywood Beach Gardens, Florida

  When MySpace was popping I never thought it would come to an end but then again I thought the same of AOL chat rooms, Mi Gente, Blackplanet…Friendster was wack though

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  J STAY PAID (@JSTAYPAID79) reported 24 minutes ago from Hollywood Beach Gardens, Florida

  When MySpace was popping I never thought it would come to an end but then again I thought the same of AOL chat rooms, Mi Gente, Blackplanet…Friendster was wack though

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  The Prosciutto Papi (@mando_dando) reported 32 minutes ago from Pembroke Pines, Florida

  My aol screen name was really “dickindadraws”. That **** was dumb

AOL Issues Reports

Latest outage, problems and issue reports in social media:

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  Nicole (@statuescrumbled) reported 7 minutes ago

  @BrianEntin Happy to have you in Loudoun. We were also told these awful buildings would only be up for ten years. The reason the built them here was bc of the original AOL infrastructure which never made any sense to me and is now clearly a lie. They have RUINED our beautiful county.

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  ReOpenPa (@reopenpa) reported 12 minutes ago

  @dr_bouchard @mediainfluence9 @JuddLegum AI isn't a traditional bubble. AI is in its infancy - like looking at AOL and saying you'll never shop on the internet.

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  𝙴𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚞𝚎𝚕 🇬🇭🦉(PropAMM dealer) (@Mawuko) reported 12 minutes ago

  @mariorz > That works for the top 50 assets. It cannot serve permissionless asset creation. Skill issue. There are many market-making firms that currently have and actively generate the strategies needed to service even long tail assets. I directly engage with MMs pretty much every other day and the host of them will outright disprove your entire post with what they have. Not sure why this misconception about long-tail assets being unviable for PropAMMs seems to have legs in the minds of some but anyone who knows ball knows that's naïve at best. Being of the opinion that the future and security of permissionless asset creation in DeFi lies on the shoulders x*y=k is like thinking the future of travel will always be horses or that AOL is the future of the web in 2002.

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  🔻agitprop + absurdity🔻 (@agtprpnabsrdty) reported 14 minutes ago

  Different decade, same math: half the S&P 500 is priced at levels that a dot-com CEO called proof of investor insanity while watching his company crater 90%. The rotation at the top: In early 2000, the ten most valuable S&P 500 companies read like a monument to permanent dominance: Microsoft, General Electric, Cisco, Walmart, ExxonMobil, Intel, Lucent, IBM, Citigroup, AOL. A generation later, only Microsoft remains. GE was carved into three separate companies. Lucent was absorbed by Nokia. AOL became the cautionary tale attached to the worst merger in corporate history. Cisco and Intel spent 25 years climbing back to their dot-com peaks. Citigroup, IBM, Walmart, and ExxonMobil still exist, but none crack the top ten. The new top ten is Nvidia, Apple, Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon, Meta, and the AI infrastructure complex. Investors in 2000 were also certain they were buying the future's permanent giants. The data says most of today's winners won't be in the top ten a generation from now either, and there is no mechanism by which you find out which ones survive in advance. The valuation problem: In 2002, after Sun Microsystems collapsed 90%, CEO Scott McNealy explained to investors exactly what a 10x sales multiple actually demands: 100% of revenues paid as dividends for ten consecutive years, with zero costs, zero R&D, zero taxes, and zero employees. He was describing the math of the price investors had paid for his stock as a form of collective psychosis. Today, 51% of the S&P 500 by market cap trades above 10x sales. Half the index. The AI narrative is functioning as the dot-com narrative functioned: a story compelling enough to make the math feel optional. The math has never been optional.

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  Nameless G (@RealTmDaddy) reported 15 minutes ago

  So on the advice from some on here, I have decided to get a "side piece". A quick search on AOL. com for codeword "maid services" and a woman will come to your house and do all the things your woman isn't there to do. For an extra fee, you can even get a *********. My wife has mentioned getting a "maid service" before, but I thought she had experimented with that in college & outgrew it. I've hired this side piece to come do her thing while I am at the airport picking my wife up. I hope my wife doesnt have some intuition that I cheated (on the house cleaning)

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  craig 🥐 (@toujoursyucky) reported 20 minutes ago

  As someone who experienced AOL chatrooms at 12 years old, I get that there should be restrictions and oversight. But I can’t help but feel like maybe there’s better ways to go about it than ID laws or outright bans that don’t consider whether or not a site is 100% adult-oriented.

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  Fnord Prefect (@TariqNasneed42) reported 21 minutes ago

  @Hot_Pepper76 Hang up that phone right now I'm trying to log on to AOL!!

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  Vicki Mallory (@vicki_mal1) reported 22 minutes ago

  @ThrillaRilla369 I was a mainframe systems programmer, I did not 'surf the web' back in the day, terribly insecure (worse now). I used IBMLink my entire career. We used arapnet, other early networks to research data at Berkley, UCLA, JPL. Mainframes are secure, always have been. When PC's, the web for everyone, AOL came out, we laughed and stayed with secure connections. We had email on the mainframe, profs (under VM) for word processing, long before the public knew what those things were. There is no security out in this non-ethernet world now! Https means nothing. Data mining is to be expected and reading terms and conditions should have intelligent people running from certain apps. I have never had a FB presence, nor will I. I constantly ask anyone around me, family, churches, friends, who pressure me for one app or another, "did you read their terms and conditions?" I know, Thrilla, you wanted cute answers. I'm supplying truth. X is my only social media and my husband had to talk me into it. Now, I'm a posting, replying, liking, following fool! But I won't download any other.

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  Ja Rarieda (@jacobochino147) reported 26 minutes ago

  Anyone reposting this garbage on my timeline gets an instant block Aol jothurwa

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  Goebz (@Raptor_RUD) reported 26 minutes ago

  @SpaceX service is hands down a nerd's dream. At 37 years old, having gone from getting an AOL disk at the Grand Union to 300+ Mbps from space tickles me in a way my wife can’t.